Day Five: Your Favorite Quote

It's hard to pick a favorite quote.  There are so many that I've held onto over the years that make me laugh every time I read them.  Most of them come The West Wing, Gilmore Girls, or Friends.  Some quotes come from characters in history like Truman or Roosevelt.  So, due to lack of any decision making ability tonight, I'll just post a few of my favorites and save my indecisive self from having to narrow it down to a favorite.

From Gilmore Girls...

Lorelai: Well, we like our Internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, walk around, dance, make a sandwich. With DSL, there's no dancing, no walking, and we'd starve. It'd be all work and no play.


Lorelai: Oh, I can't stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words putting-into-sentence doing.


Lorelai: We’re almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is we’re going.

From the West Wing...

Bartlet: [about Senator Stackhouse] Could he be a bigger horse's patoot?

Leo: I'm not really sure what part of a horse that is.

Bartlet: We're for freedom of speech everywhere. We're for freedom to worship everywhere. We're for freedom to learn... for everybody. And because in our time, you can build a bomb in your country and bring it to my country, what goes on in your country is very much my business.

Sam: Nobody got hurt at the Boston Tea Party. The only people that got hurt was some fancy boys who didn't have anything to wash down their crumpets with. We jumped out from behind bushes, while the British came down the road in their bright red jackets, but never has a war been so courteously declared. It was on parchment with calligraphy and "Your highness, we beseech you on this day in Philadelphia to bite me, if you please."