This past weekend was family reunion weekend for my mom's side of the family. Saturday night the B Bunch rolled into Tip Top Ranch in Bellevue, Colorado. We weren't exactly greeted at the gate or anything. We all meandered around making ourselves at home near the tire swings. Eventually, pony rides started up and the younger crowd got escorted around a loop. Dinner was served. One curmudgeonly woman hollered at us, "BEANS!" And after serving up the beans, she hollered "HAMBURGERS, CHEESEBURGERS, HOT DOGS, OR BRATS!!" No smile. No thanks for coming to visit and dropping wads of cash.
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| Adorable nephew, Moxon! |
After dinner, my mom, Brent, and I wandered back down towards the horse stables to sign our lives away in order to go on a sunset horseback ride. Mom is a veteran horse rider. Me, I've had a certain phobia about horses since a traumatic experience at Girl Scout Camp when I was eleven. And Brent, I later learn, had never been on a horse in his life. We wait patiently for our guide to assign us our horses.
Brent got Daisy. Mom got Jessie. And I got Jake. Jake was big and brown. That was a good sign for me. I had two things working for me - Jake was not named Thunder and was not white. Jake was an eager beaver. As soon as the first horses started moving out of the stable, Jake got in step and headed towards the gate. A horse with cruise control, I thought. I just let him do his thing. I figured he'd been down the trail we were on hundreds of times.
Before too long, a gap began to grow between us and the horse in front. It turns out Jake's cruise control was a slow one. Jake didn't like being passed, however. Another rider came alongside (I should know her name, after all, she was a relative, but I had no idea who she was) and Jake started to get fidgety. A girl guide came up next to me and said to be careful because Jake didn't like being beside other horses. Wonderful, I thought. I had unsocial horse surrounded by twenty amateurs on horses.
My mom and Brent were back at the end of the line. I tried to whoa Jake to a stop so we could wait for them but he had other ideas. One pace Jake kept truckin' along. I managed to steer him to the left in a giant circle to come up behind Brent. As long as Jake had his nose in another horse's butt, he was happy. Our line of horses trekked their way down a trail and through a meadow. We rounded a lake and in no time at all we left the trail and headed up into the timber. Our path narrowed and we started dodging tree branches and climbing rocks.
Jake was more interested in the yummy green vegetation under foot than in getting us from point A to point B. At one point the line halted and Jake and I were stuck between two large trees with a large rock in front of us. Once the line started moving again, I had to really kick at stubborn Jake to get him to venture forth and leap upwards over the rocks and into more timber. When he finally inched forward and decided his footing was well enough to jump, he lunged higher than I expected and threw me up out of my saddle. My sunglasses flew off my head and down by back. I landed square on them when my butt returned to the saddle.
The rest of the ride was peaceful, even if slightly nerve wracking. One pace Jake eventually found his way to the very end of the line. Even the guides gave up on Jake and they left us to bring up the far rear. No matter the force or repetitiveness of my kicks, he went no faster. We looped are way back down the hill and around the lake we'd passed as the sun was starting to set. By the time we hit the meadow the bright moon was hanging high in the summer sky.
Each horse returned itself and their rider to the stable. As we approached the buildings of Tip Top, I shifted in my saddle and looked back down the trail we'd just come. "Not too bad, Jake. Thanks for being nice to me," I said. When I slid off the saddle I patted his side and repeated my thanks.
I'm still not sure I like horses, but at least I now have one good memory with a horse.
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| Me and one-pace-Jake. |
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Mom and Jessie
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| Brent and Daisy |
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| Awww. Post ride obligatory scrapbook photo! |